Somewhere someone on that fabric is overacting.
Lucky for him and unfortunately for me, he is one of the very few people I cannot say "no" to. So, a Star Trek quilt it is.
The problem was, I only got a single yard of a very directional print. Sure, in space there is no up and down really, but uh, I think he would notice if there were Enterprises flying upside down. So, I decided to not cut it up and use it as one would a panel. I know John would want this to be at least a lap size quilt to use while he's manning it up playing Call of Duty, so I had to make it bigger...which also means I made it simple because math and I? No.
While I am not a huge Trekkie, I do understand the concept of the shirts. I knew of three shirts - red (you die), blue (spock) and yellow (Kirk) from the original series, but I needed a fourth color. Thank God my family is family full of nerd because Mom pointed out that Kirk had a green shirt too. I'd hate to upset the Trekkies by improvising with a color not in the show.
Pretty stylin' there, Captain...
So. Four sides to a quilt, 4 shirts...I can make that work. So I decide to put 4 insignia blocks in the quilt, one on each side and one in each shirt color. I looked up the original insignia and make my own applique. Easy peasy.
It needed borders around the insignias, and John said he wanted space fabric, but nothing too campy. (Nothing campy? Isn't the original Star Trek pretty campy anyway? C'mooooon man!) I needed way more yardage than I thought so of course the perfect space fabric I had in my stash was short by half a yard. Thank God there's no quilt police to arrest me for mixing cotton and flannel because that's exactly what I had to do. I used a space print flannel that looked reasonably realistic and it turned out pretty nicely.
It is simple but I know he'll like it. It turned out a decent size too, about 70" x 70". All that is left to do now is pick a backing and get it quilted!